Up until last week, my life was fine. I was kind of happily married to my wife,
Let me tell you a little about myself. I was number one in my class at
And, yeah, I like beer. I like beer a lot. But in my defense, beer has wheat in it, so it's actually like bread. Whole wheat bread. Which is good for you. So I drink beer for breakfast, with a spoonful of marmalade. I drink beer for lunch, with a few pieces of honey-roasted turkey, lettuce, Kraft American cheese, and mayo. Dinner is usually whatever
When I heard my name being thrown around during that hearing, I was shocked. I mean, that's
None of this is my fault. As a
PS: That Brett is a good-lookin' guy, just saying.